Government Shutdown: Republicans Blame…

January 7, 2019

Washington, D.C.

In a move that surprised no person over the age of 4, the Republican leadership has decided to blame Democrats for the government shutdown.

Dems were quick to point out that this occurred in 2018, while Republicans were still in control of both the House and Senate. “Don’t confuse the issue with facts,” paragon of virtue Lindsey Graham said, “If the democratic leadership weren’t being so obstructionist and blah, blah, blah, every word that comes out of my mouth is utter fucking horseshit, yadda, yadda, yadda.”

It has no come down to a question of funding the border wall. $1.3 million? $2.5 million? $5.6 million? In a move that shows how he is completely connected with the average blue collar worker, President Trump said that he’s willing to keep the government shut down for, “…months, years if necessary.”