Theresa May’s LinkedIn Profile 86% Complete

london, england

In a sign that the turbulent winds of Brexit may be changing, the Prime Minister’s LinkedIn profile has shown significant progress in recent weeks.

“It’s obvious she’s planning a career change” says unpaid HuffPo contributor Ashley Porter (23).  “The first thing she needs to do is update her photo.  Black and white looks really good on an older British lady.  I’m surprised they didn’t invent it sooner.”

May has also expanded the “Skills and Expertise” section of her profile to include “Nationalism, Protectionism, and Hiking.”

In a possible attempt to distance herself from the Brexit controversy, she has listed her current employer as simply, “U.K. Government”.

Her endorsements are an inconsistent mash-up of world leaders including Donald Trump “Theresa is an excellent Queen.  She does the best Queening…” and Boris Johnson “She’s making me look more sensible with each passing day.  #BoJoforPM!”

Invitations for Tony Blair and David Cameron to connect remain unanswered.