7 Reasons Huawei is Honorable

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The Digiverse

With all the talk about whether China-based tech company Huawei should be trusted by Western countries, here are 7 reasons to believe that they are honorable, respectable, friendly, fun-making, not sneaky, highly honest, and commendable:

  1. Totally have never stolen any company or trade secrets ever. Via installation of routers, servers, and other equipment essential for all data to move from one person, company, or government agency to another.

  2. Didn’t have a detailed piece on 60 Minutes explain all the ways that Huawei is potentially doing something wrong.

  3. The honorable and venerable Huawei doesn’t really have former heads of Chinese military espionage and security divisions atop its corporate heirarchy.

  4. Just listen to the name: Wahh way — that in no way sounds like a company that would steal your data. A name like Liemen, Inc., however, that sounds like a suspicious company, and that is not our name.

  5. You simply must believe that Huawei would not do such a thing, because if you don’t believe it, and don’t buy and install Huawei equipment, then MasterWorldDominationPlan2040 will not be on time and many people will perish in bad ways.

  6. Aww what the hell, the truth of the matter is that Huawei equipment…hey what’re you doing in here?!! Get the hell away from meeeeeeeeeee

  7. Why are you still reading? List is fine. 5 reasons are plenty. Go forth and purchase.