Trump to Mnuchin: “I Guess I shouldn’t have Fired that Yoda Lady”

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Reportedly frustrated by the Fed’s direction under Jerome Powell, the man he chose to lead it, President Trump was overheard lamenting to Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin yesterday…(continue reading)

Tesla Announces New Model Release: EM 2.0

Tesla executives announced they’ve finished beta testing a new model that will not be available for sale to the general public. “The EM 2.0 will be a corporate model that improves on…(continue reading)

Fed Raises Rates: Powell, “Fuck it, we’re going to 13.5”

Jerome Powell, Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board announced today that, “Fuck it, we’re going to 13.5% with the Federal Funds Rate.” In a move that zero people on Wall Street saw coming, the Fed also noted that (continue reading)